Let me start off by saying YOUR ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GODDAM JOKSTERS. [or as tara would say youre all just a bunch of goddam comedians] So this year I've heard many interesting rumors about myself which i find halarious. So those of you with no life, keep 'em comin. Supposidly....

-i lost my virginity in a hot tub

-my dad kills people for a living

-my half brother who lives in germany is a natzi

-i flashed a bouncer to get into a club

-im a lesbian

-im a slut b.c i once did cheer leading [as when-u posted in teh school newspapper...what a dike]

-i cant have fun with out being drunk or stoned

-the reason my ass is so big is b.c ive gotten butt fucked so many times [which isnt even logical]

-i wanted joe to take a picture up my skirt

-i h.u with adam after my drill team thing at the basketball game

-im not allowd to date b.c my brothers would beat them up

-ill only talk to popular people

-im just a FLAT OUT WHORE!!!!

-i got drunk and showed a bunch of guys my ass at anges hotel party [even though i stayed sober till all the guys left]

PEOPLE GIVE ME A BREAK...lol...i mean if you gona start makin up stories about me..make sure theyre even logical!!!!

"dam clown...join the circus" [rj honks his big red nose]